If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
the whitest moments in recorded history
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So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.
This is the coolest thing ever!!
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I DONT GET HOW ANNOUNCERS ARE ALLOWED TO PRONOUNCE PLAYERS NAMES WRONG LIKE THAT IS YOUR JOB
BECAUSE SAY-GAN PASSED THE PUCK TO CHAIR-A AND WE’RE ALL LYING TO OURSELVES.
FEATURING MARCH-AYND
DON’T FORGET WHEN “SAVE BY CHKUDAHBIN” ALSO KRYJIK
ALSO FEATURING A BLOCK BY CHALMERSON
AND A PASS FROM DAY-PRAY FROM DUPAY FROM LE TANG
AND A FIVE HOLE GOAL BY TOES!
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BUT THE REF
WHERE THE FUCK DID THE SECOND REF COME FROM
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DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
Hockey. The thing is hockey.
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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
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